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eggsbenedict-cumbersloth:

“What do you call a dog with sunglasses? a hot dog” the crowd boos loudly, forcing you off stage. A rotten tomato hits you in the back of the head and hits the floor. You look at the floor and realize the tomato is just like your dreams, all messy and filled with blood, lots of blood. You’re tearing up and look up at the ceiling, and with a single tear rolling down your cheek you say, “why must we play God…”


Artist: Gnarls Barkley

eggsbenedict-cumbersloth:

It’s even dark in the daytime,

It’s not just good - it’s “Great Depression”

When I was lost I even found myself

Looking in the gun’s direction…

And so I’ve tried,

Everything but suicide

But yes - it’s crossed my mind

But I’m fine…

eggsbenedict-cumbersloth:

Omegle’s fucking creepy man…a guy obesessed with saxophones kept asking what i do after school and hobbies and im just like waht and hes like i have the information at home what the fuck does this mean oh my god

but it was like talking to howard moon oh my god

eggsbenedict-cumbersloth:

I wrote this fanfic last summer and am still writing, but now I have recently found someone took the fic, added their characters, took mine, the plotline, and rewrote it claiming it AS THEIR OWN. I’m really not ok with this, I don’t appreciate thievery…

here it is

http://lilywinterwood.tumblr.com/post/34402544266/ppc-the-missing-tales-of-winnie-breccan

now here is mine:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9082445/1/The-Missing-Tales-of-Winnie-Breccan-summary-and-cover-changed

eggsbenedict-cumbersloth:

Imagine fat albert and the cosby kids were a real street gang and stuff omg “HEY HEY HEY WHERE’S THE COCAINE”


Me:  *finds motivation to start work*
Mom:  YOU HAVENT STARTED YOUR WORK YET WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING IM NOT PAYING FOR YOU TO GO TO SCHOOL AND GOOF OFF SCHOOL IS YOUR ONLY JOB AND YOU WON'T GET INTO COLLEGE IF YOU DONT DO YOUR WORK
Me:  *doesn't do it because now the stress and pressure is overwhelming *

eggsbenedict-cumbersloth:

Is lip gloss and chapstick just lubricant for the lips on your face

eggsbenedict-cumbersloth:

If you’re ever sad, remember there’s a species of seagull called Abbott’s Boobies.